I'm Suing the Makers of Hellboy

I saw Hellboy on TV yesterday, and I must tell you I'm furious. I've never seen such a flagrant ripoff of my life story. I was a little ticked at Spawn, but Hellboy is my life word for word. There's only one difference; the end. I opened the gate and brought on the apocalypse. Perhaps you noticed. If not, I assure you that you will soon.

Actually, come to think of it, I have no reason to sue. I will shortly be getting a much more violent and grusome revenge.