Another Response to my Nemesis, RealityGrip

In a recent post, RealityGrip disregards studies that suggest teen sex is related to sexually suggestive music:

http://norealitygrip.blogspot.com/2006/08/cnncom-headline-study-sexy-music.html#links

Sadly, Mr Grip is ignoring the biology of the situation. Do not forget that levels of hormones pumped into music has steadily risen since white people invented rock and roll in the mid 50's. The latest Ying Yang Twins single was measured to have 5 times the healthy concentration of testosterone and epitestoterone. It is also well known that the eardrum serves as a semi-permeable membrane perfectly adapted to absorb these hormones.

Now I agree with Mr Grip that teens are already pumped up with hormones and are pretty much perpetually aroused (or at most 0.005 seconds from arousal). This is not a reason to disregard the influence of music based hormones (or MBH) on the child. On the contrary, it is very much reason to be more concerned. Only a small amount of testosterone can tip the scales, and throw the teens into a wild sex-crazed frenzy. At levels measured in current pop music, I estimate that only 1 min 56.7 sec of exposure is sufficient to turn your child into a sex slave for life. That's 0.456 of a single Black Eyed Peas song. Do you know where your children are?

And don't get me started on the music videos.