Office Chairs Do Not Travel Well Over Rough Pavement

A tough lesson learned last Friday night.

My friends and I were ambling down a side road in Woods Hole when we spotted an abandoned office chair by the side of the road. One friend promptly jumped on, while the other two of us began pushing him at a running pace. Within about 1/2 second, the wheels caught in a crack.

"Aha!" I thought to myself as I was flung bodily on top of the chair and into the pavement, "office chairs do not travel well over rough pavement."

Needless to say, we were all left bleeding from various extremities and had a hearty laugh at the whole incident. Also, we were drunk.