A Statement From the Estate of Theo Von Hohenheim

Regarding the post of April 25 entitled "Shredder: Criminal Mastermind or Bumbling Administrator?"

Mr. Von Hohenheim apologizes sincerely for his use of a stolen joke at the end of this post. He regrets that this destroys his heretofore unblemished record of complete originality of humor. He was aware of the previous appearance of this joke on a popular television program, but decided to include it anyway as he felt it was "a very good joke." The overwhelming reaction that has followed was not expected.

Despite calls for his resignation, Mr. Von Hohenheim will continue to publish the blog "Celebrate Lunacy." He understands that it may take some time to build back readership confidence, but he assures his fans that his jokes will be from now on %100 original and at least %65 funny.

Thank You For Your Readership and Your Concerns,
Barry Zuckercorn and Bob Loblaw, Legal Counsel to The Estate of Theo Von Hohenheim