Hey, I wrote that song!

Ya, that one, the one you are listening to. Seriously.

I know, I tried to sue, but there was some legal technicality. Something like "I wasn't alive yet when it was written."

Exactly. Bullshit, isn't it? Well, I will always know I am right. Perhaps one day I will pen another such hit and be able to capitalize.

Another song coming on, eh? Hey, Wait! I wrote that one to!!!! I know it came out even earlier than the last. I wrote it, remember. I was there.

OK, I didn't write this verse. But this verse sucks anyway.

Comeon man, why won't you believe me? Is not my blog full of indisputable truths?