Remember Calvin and Hobbes's Transmogrifier Box?

You may not realize it, but this very technology is available to you too! In fact, you probably already have your own little transmogrifier in the very room with you!

Yes, that's right, I am talking about your trash can. Everything you put in is instantly and unfailingly transmogrified into garbage! See, normally something would have to be broken, or soiled, or outdated to turn into garbage. Not the case if you have a trash can. It doesn't matter how clean, functional and modern something is. If it's in the trash can, then it's garbage. It was once a bottle, or a sandwich, or a beloved pet. But now, it is none of these things. It is garbage.

Oh what a wondrous transformation! It truly is a bright and glorious future!