I Don't Know Why We Turned That Guy into a Werewolf

And then we put him in a cage with Rammstien on continuous loop. And placed buckets of blood just beyond his reach. Really though, I think it was the time we gave him acid where he completely flipped his shit.

Maybe if we had a better cage we could have kept him in, but this is not the kind of work we normally do. We are research scientists. We don't usually need such a strong cage. And silver bullets are expensive as hell.

Why did we turn that guy into a werewolf? It's not exactly the kind of thing you can publish in a journal. I guess the whole thing was pretty poorly thought out. We must have gotten so caught up in the idea that we forgot why we were doing it. Hopefully noone will trace the killings back to my lab.

These are things that we need to think through more carefully next time. Particularly with the zombie virus that we just isolated.